I Think

Fortune

I did the mistake of adding fortune cookies to my .bash_profile. Ok, that wasnt the mistake, the real mistake was adding it to my .bashrc. Now every time I open a shell I get bombarded with cookies, mostly funny ones, which in turn triggers me into opening another shell, just to read another cookie and snigger, which again tempts me into opening another, and another and so on until I get completely distracted and forget why I opened the shell in the first place. Occasionally though I stumble onto something profound/inspiring/timely, which probably makes up for the distractions.

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